BBC記者惡搞:“美國,不上法庭你們連個總統都選不出來……現在是你們回歸英國的時候了”
‘America! You can’t even choose a president without ending up in court… now’s the time for you to come back home to Britain’
譯文簡介
BBC記者惡搞:“美國,不上法庭你們連個總統都選不出來……現在是你們回歸英國的時候了”
美國總統選舉一直扯皮,不如讓英國女王指定?
正文翻譯
‘America! You can’t even choose a president without ending up in court… now’s the time for you to come back home to Britain’
BBC記者惡搞:“美國,不上法庭你們連個總統都選不出來……現在是你們回歸英國的時候了”
BBC記者惡搞:“美國,不上法庭你們連個總統都選不出來……現在是你們回歸英國的時候了”

Britain's Queen Elizabeth near Salisbury, Britain October 15, 2020 ? Reuters /Ben Stansall/Pool
2020年10月15日,英國索爾茲伯里,英國女王伊麗莎白
By Charlie Stone, author and journalist who has worked for the BBC, several national newspapers in the UK and international media.
作者Charlie Stone,作家兼記者,曾為英國廣播公司(BBC)、英國多家全國性報紙和國際媒體工作。
作者Charlie Stone,作家兼記者,曾為英國廣播公司(BBC)、英國多家全國性報紙和國際媒體工作。

America! You've been very, very naughty boys and girls. Throwing all that tea into the harbour at Boston… that wasn’t very civil of you, was it? It just wasn’t cricket. You didn’t even bring any cream and sugar.
美國!你們一直都是非常非常淘氣的男孩女孩。把所有的茶葉都扔到波士頓的港口……你真不禮貌,是嗎?這不是板球。你連奶油和糖都沒帶。
美國!你們一直都是非常非常淘氣的男孩女孩。把所有的茶葉都扔到波士頓的港口……你真不禮貌,是嗎?這不是板球。你連奶油和糖都沒帶。
Then, by golly, you just declared your independence and walked away. I mean, really, how very impolite.
然后,天哪,你剛剛宣布獨立并離開了。我是說,真的,太不禮貌了。
然后,天哪,你剛剛宣布獨立并離開了。我是說,真的,太不禮貌了。
But we – the royal ‘we’ that is – forgive you. That was almost 250 years ago now. Let bygones be bygones. Why don’t you come home to Britain? Come back to the Motherland!
但是我們——皇家的“我們”——原諒你。那幾乎是250年前的事了,既往不咎。你為什么不回英國?回到祖國來!
但是我們——皇家的“我們”——原諒你。那幾乎是250年前的事了,既往不咎。你為什么不回英國?回到祖國來!
No? Well, just look at the mess you’ve got yourselves into on your own, hmmm? You can’t even count. That’s what your orange-faced president says, anyway, and half of you seem to believe every word he says.
不?好吧,看看你自己陷入的困境,嗯?你們連數都不會數,不管怎樣,你們橘臉總統就是這么說的,你們中的一半人似乎都相信他說的每一句話。
不?好吧,看看你自己陷入的困境,嗯?你們連數都不會數,不管怎樣,你們橘臉總統就是這么說的,你們中的一半人似乎都相信他說的每一句話。

Was this really the best you could do?
這真的是你能做的最好的事嗎?
這真的是你能做的最好的事嗎?

And the other half?
那么另一半人呢?
那么另一半人呢?
You chose an old chap called Joe who can barely remember his own name, the perfect American to step into the ring and take Mr Trump on in a fist fight. No matter that you need to spin him around to make sure he’s facing the right direction.
你選擇了一個叫喬(拜登)的老家伙,他幾乎連自己的名字都記不起來了,是一個最完美的美國人,可以走進拳擊場,與特朗普一決高下。不管你需要讓他轉過身來確保他面對的是正確的方向。
你選擇了一個叫喬(拜登)的老家伙,他幾乎連自己的名字都記不起來了,是一個最完美的美國人,可以走進拳擊場,與特朗普一決高下。不管你需要讓他轉過身來確保他面對的是正確的方向。

And this Trump character, the one in the red corner, the chap who just cannot stop tweeting, even when it’s in his own best interest to do so… is he the world's first-ever 74-year-old teenager?
而這個王牌角色,站在紅色角落的這個,就是這個不停地發推特的家伙,即使這樣做只對他自己最有利……他是世界上第一個74歲的青少年嗎?
而這個王牌角色,站在紅色角落的這個,就是這個不停地發推特的家伙,即使這樣做只對他自己最有利……他是世界上第一個74歲的青少年嗎?

Well, jolly good. He'll be perfectly comfortable, there, because your congress seems to be like a retirement home. Many of your politicians have actually been around long enough to remember the Declaration of Independence, and that was in 1776.
嗯,很好。他會很舒服的,因為你們的國會就像一個養老院。你們的許多政治家實際上已經有足夠長的時間來記住《獨立宣言》,那是在1776年。
嗯,很好。他會很舒服的,因為你們的國會就像一個養老院。你們的許多政治家實際上已經有足夠長的時間來記住《獨立宣言》,那是在1776年。
I’m told your Republican leader of the Senate, Mitch McConnell, is 78. And the Democrat leader of the House, Nancy Pelosi, is 80. Yet you all just voted them in again. And some of the other people you voted for on Tuesday? They won’t leave office until they’re over 90. Remarkable.
我聽說你的參議院共和黨領袖米奇·麥康奈爾已經78歲了。眾議院民主黨領袖南?!づ迓逦鹘衲?0歲。但你們又投了他們一票,星期二投票的其它候選人呢?他們90多歲才離任。了不起。
我聽說你的參議院共和黨領袖米奇·麥康奈爾已經78歲了。眾議院民主黨領袖南?!づ迓逦鹘衲?0歲。但你們又投了他們一票,星期二投票的其它候選人呢?他們90多歲才離任。了不起。
You wonder why it’s so hard to bring about change in Washington? Have you ever tried to change your grandpa or grandma’s mind over anything? They're just stuck in their ways. And I should know. I’m 94, after all.
你們想知道為什么在華盛頓進行變革如此艱難嗎?你有沒有試過改變你爺爺奶奶的主意?他們只是固步自封。我應該知道,畢竟我已經94歲了。
你們想知道為什么在華盛頓進行變革如此艱難嗎?你有沒有試過改變你爺爺奶奶的主意?他們只是固步自封。我應該知道,畢竟我已經94歲了。


But you can't change anything because the system won’t let you. It’s all written down on a piece of paper called ‘the Constitution’, and I’m told it’s actually easier to rewrite the Bible than the Constitution.
但是你不能改變任何事情,因為體制不允許你這么做。這一切都寫在一張名為《憲法》的紙上,有人告訴我,重寫圣經比重寫憲法更容易。
但是你不能改變任何事情,因為體制不允許你這么做。這一切都寫在一張名為《憲法》的紙上,有人告訴我,重寫圣經比重寫憲法更容易。
So, America, I have a simple message for you. Cancel the court case, rip up your Constitution, stop this silliness and just come home. If one was your Queen, one would sit Donald and Joe down in Buckingham Palace and have one's butler pour us all a nice cup of tea.
所以,美國,我有一個簡單的信息要告訴你們。取消法庭訴訟,撕毀你的憲法,停止這種愚蠢的行為,回家吧。如果有人是你們的女王,她會讓唐納德和喬在白金漢宮坐下來,讓她的管家給我們倒上一杯好茶。
所以,美國,我有一個簡單的信息要告訴你們。取消法庭訴訟,撕毀你的憲法,停止這種愚蠢的行為,回家吧。如果有人是你們的女王,她會讓唐納德和喬在白金漢宮坐下來,讓她的管家給我們倒上一杯好茶。
What a lovely chat we could have. “Joe! Hey Joe! Over here. This way! The Queen, yes. Liz. The woman with the shiny crown on her head. And no Donald, I know you like everything to be painted gold, but you can't be King. Can you just be quiet for a moment please, dear? One can't hear oneself think…”
我們本可以好好聊聊的,“喬!嗨,喬!在這里。這種方式!女王,是的,伊麗莎白,頭上戴著閃亮皇冠的女人。不,唐納德,我知道你喜歡把一切都涂成金色,但你不能成為國王。親愛的,你們能安靜一會兒嗎?不要吵鬧。
我們本可以好好聊聊的,“喬!嗨,喬!在這里。這種方式!女王,是的,伊麗莎白,頭上戴著閃亮皇冠的女人。不,唐納德,我知道你喜歡把一切都涂成金色,但你不能成為國王。親愛的,你們能安靜一會兒嗎?不要吵鬧。

To tell you the truth, it’s been difficult to feel superior since Brexit, and especially since Boris took the helm. But let's not talk about him, not yet. Our next general election is 2024, the same year as yours. That should be fun. Anyway, before you return, we must really talk about your language.
說實話,自英國脫歐以來,尤其是鮑里斯掌舵以來,人們很難感覺自己優越。但我們先別說他,現在還不行。我們下一次大選是2024年,與你們的大選同年。那應該很有趣。不管怎樣,在你回歸之前,我們得好好談談你的語言。
說實話,自英國脫歐以來,尤其是鮑里斯掌舵以來,人們很難感覺自己優越。但我們先別說他,現在還不行。我們下一次大選是2024年,與你們的大選同年。那應該很有趣。不管怎樣,在你回歸之前,我們得好好談談你的語言。
It’s the English language. Yes, English. Why do you have such an issue with the letter ‘u’? It’s colour not color, flavour not flavor. One goes on holiday not vacation, and it’s football not soccer – the foot, you see, it's used to kick the ball. Your game of football mostly involves the hands. Just saying.
說說英語,是的,英語。你為什么對字母“u”有這樣的問題?colour不是color(顏色),flavour不是flavor(味道)。一個人去holiday而不是vacation(度假),那是football而不是soccer(足球)——你看,腳是用來踢足球的。你的足球(橄欖球)比賽主要是用手。只是說說而已。
說說英語,是的,英語。你為什么對字母“u”有這樣的問題?colour不是color(顏色),flavour不是flavor(味道)。一個人去holiday而不是vacation(度假),那是football而不是soccer(足球)——你看,腳是用來踢足球的。你的足球(橄欖球)比賽主要是用手。只是說說而已。
Pass the sugar, please, Boris.
請把糖遞給我,鮑里斯(約翰遜)。
請把糖遞給我,鮑里斯(約翰遜)。
評論翻譯
cookies0759
The UK needs to cosy up to the US like I need an AstraZeneca covid vaccine anywhere that doesn't hurt. No thanks, respectful distance that's as far as possible.
英國需要討好美國,就像我需要阿斯利康新冠疫苗一樣,只要不疼就行。不用了,謝謝,尊重距離已經夠遠了。
The UK needs to cosy up to the US like I need an AstraZeneca covid vaccine anywhere that doesn't hurt. No thanks, respectful distance that's as far as possible.
英國需要討好美國,就像我需要阿斯利康新冠疫苗一樣,只要不疼就行。不用了,謝謝,尊重距離已經夠遠了。
truckdriver231
Too late Liz honey, we are both part of the empire controlled by the money Gods for whom we bomb and kill in Middle Eastern countries we have no real quarrel with
太晚了,伊麗莎白女王陛下,我們都是被金錢上帝控制的帝國的一部分,為此我們都在中東國家轟炸和殺人,我們并沒有吵架。
DukeLeo回復truckdriver231
Too late Liz honey, we are both part of the empire controlled by the money Gods for whom we bomb and kill in Middle Eastern countries we have no real quarrel with
太晚了,伊麗莎白女王陛下,我們都是被金錢上帝控制的帝國的一部分,為此我們都在中東國家轟炸和殺人,我們并沒有吵架。
DukeLeo回復truckdriver231
An amusing article which needs correction. The former American colonies, which are now known as the US, never left Britain. The 1776 "revolution" was an uprising financed by the Rothschild's and executed by their agent, freemason George Washington. It was the Rothschilds who were very naughty, financing both sides. The US is now controlled by the City of London, an independent state in Britain and run by the Rothschilds. As for the Queen, she is 94 years old. American politicians are "younger".
一篇需要改正的有趣的文章。前美洲殖民地,也就是現在的美國,從未離開過英國。1776年的“革命”是一場由羅斯柴爾德家族資助的起義,由他們的代理人,共濟會會員喬治·華盛頓執行。羅斯柴爾德家族非常精明,他們為雙方提供資金。美國現在由倫敦金融城(City of London)控制,倫敦金融城是英國的一個州,由羅斯柴爾德家族管理。至于女王,她已經94歲了,美國政客更“年輕”。
CharlieCroker回復DukeLeo
一篇需要改正的有趣的文章。前美洲殖民地,也就是現在的美國,從未離開過英國。1776年的“革命”是一場由羅斯柴爾德家族資助的起義,由他們的代理人,共濟會會員喬治·華盛頓執行。羅斯柴爾德家族非常精明,他們為雙方提供資金。美國現在由倫敦金融城(City of London)控制,倫敦金融城是英國的一個州,由羅斯柴爾德家族管理。至于女王,她已經94歲了,美國政客更“年輕”。
CharlieCroker回復DukeLeo
Yeah Lizzie you tell them those young whippersnappers Biden and Trump ...
是的,伊麗莎白女王,你告訴拜登和特朗普這些年輕的自以為是的家伙…
EenMaasJustice回復truckdriver231
是的,伊麗莎白女王,你告訴拜登和特朗普這些年輕的自以為是的家伙…
EenMaasJustice回復truckdriver231
It was not clear that these people are mentaIIy deluded when they called themselves Angel-saxons ?!
當這些人自稱為盎格魯-撒克遜人時,他們還不清楚他們是在精神上自欺欺人?!
Stregs回復truckdriver231
當這些人自稱為盎格魯-撒克遜人時,他們還不清楚他們是在精神上自欺欺人?!
Stregs回復truckdriver231

Surely, "with whom we have no quarrel."
當然,“我們和他沒有爭吵?!?br /> Arian1回復truckdriver231
當然,“我們和他沒有爭吵?!?br /> Arian1回復truckdriver231
Do not forget Europe. usa bombed Europe twice in the 1990s', and kept intervening covertly to this day.
歐洲別忘了美國在20世紀90年代兩次轟炸歐洲,并一直秘密干預至今。
歐洲別忘了美國在20世紀90年代兩次轟炸歐洲,并一直秘密干預至今。
tomso
If the USA is to follow the lead of another country, why on earth would it choose the UK, which is itself hurtling ever faster down the plughole.
如果美國要跟隨另一個國家的腳步,為什么他要選擇英國呢?英國自己也在以前所未有的速度飛速下滑。
If the USA is to follow the lead of another country, why on earth would it choose the UK, which is itself hurtling ever faster down the plughole.
如果美國要跟隨另一個國家的腳步,為什么他要選擇英國呢?英國自己也在以前所未有的速度飛速下滑。
AllPeopleUnite
This is SUCH a good article! And for you other folks in the comment section - it is called HUMOUR! Just another thing the UK invented (Monty Python, Blackadder, Mr. Bean) and one thing that is preventing China from conquering the world. My theory is that you cannot have invention and innovation if you disallow content like Monty Python to exist!
這是一篇好文章!對于在評論區的你們其他人來說——這叫做幽默!這是英國發明的另一種東西(蒙提·派森、《黑爵士》、憨豆先生),還有一件事阻止了中國征服世界。我的理論是,如果你不允許像蒙提·派森這樣的內容存在,你就不會有發明和創新!
(譯者注:Monty Python,蒙提·派森,又稱巨蟒劇團,是英國六人喜劇團體,喜劇界的披頭士)
RyanORyan回復AllPeopleUnite
This is SUCH a good article! And for you other folks in the comment section - it is called HUMOUR! Just another thing the UK invented (Monty Python, Blackadder, Mr. Bean) and one thing that is preventing China from conquering the world. My theory is that you cannot have invention and innovation if you disallow content like Monty Python to exist!
這是一篇好文章!對于在評論區的你們其他人來說——這叫做幽默!這是英國發明的另一種東西(蒙提·派森、《黑爵士》、憨豆先生),還有一件事阻止了中國征服世界。我的理論是,如果你不允許像蒙提·派森這樣的內容存在,你就不會有發明和創新!
(譯者注:Monty Python,蒙提·派森,又稱巨蟒劇團,是英國六人喜劇團體,喜劇界的披頭士)
RyanORyan回復AllPeopleUnite

Then go read somewhere else.
那就去別的地方看吧。
RyanORyan回復Red Fox
那就去別的地方看吧。
RyanORyan回復Red Fox
If you want an argument with me it'll cost you too much.
如果你想和我爭論,你的代價會很大。
Red Fox回復AllPeopleUnite
如果你想和我爭論,你的代價會很大。
Red Fox回復AllPeopleUnite
You touched on something with the lack of humor as we know it with the Chinese.
你提到了一些缺乏幽默感的東西,就像我們在中國人身上所知道的那樣。
Mutafaweq回復AllPeopleUnite
你提到了一些缺乏幽默感的東西,就像我們在中國人身上所知道的那樣。
Mutafaweq回復AllPeopleUnite

You were never the target audience. Those of us around at the time enjoyed it.
你從來不是目標受眾,當時我們周圍的人都很享受。
你從來不是目標受眾,當時我們周圍的人都很享受。
BanjoRed1
To put things into proper perspective, it is important for the world to understand that the USA is not immune to political, criminal activity. For the first as well as the second half of the 20th century, the American political landscape was fraught with not only "white collar" crimes, but assassinations of two sitting Presidents (McKinley and Kennedy). The 21st century started out no better: the first sitting President of the new century, with the assistance and support of politicians and NWO thugs, orchestrated the death of thousands of Americans on 9/11, which begat the deaths of tens of thousands of US soldiers as well as millions of civilians on four separate continents all to make Halliburton rich. And, the second, Barry Soetoro? A Kenyan fraud, whose muslim and Chinese masters benefited from his hoax. Still, American's have only benefited from the leadership of President Trump, and of course the NWO doesn't like that. But for anyone to think that the USA should "return" to the UK under the reign of one of the most infamous, fraudulent monarchies in world history, is simply a thought that is beyond the pale
從正確的角度來看,重要的是要讓世界明白,美國并非不受政治和犯罪活動的影響。在20世紀的前半葉和后半葉,美國的政治版圖不僅充斥著“白領”犯罪,而且還充斥著對兩位在任總統(麥金萊和肯尼迪)的暗殺。21世紀一開始沒有更好:新世紀的第一位在任總統在政客和NWO暴徒的協助和支持下,精心策劃的911導致成千上萬的美國人死亡,這導致成千上萬的美國士兵的死亡以及數以百萬計的四大洲平民平民死亡,所有這些都使哈利伯頓公司變得富有……第二個是巴瑞.索埃托羅嗎(奧巴馬原名)?一個肯尼亞的騙子,他的穆斯林和中國主人從他的騙局中獲益。不過,美國人只能從特朗普總統的領導中獲益,NWO(新世界組織)當然不喜歡這樣。任何人認為美國應該“回歸”世界歷史上最臭名昭著、最欺詐的君主制統治下的英國,這簡直是一種白癡透頂的想法。
Eviscerate回復BanjoRed1
To put things into proper perspective, it is important for the world to understand that the USA is not immune to political, criminal activity. For the first as well as the second half of the 20th century, the American political landscape was fraught with not only "white collar" crimes, but assassinations of two sitting Presidents (McKinley and Kennedy). The 21st century started out no better: the first sitting President of the new century, with the assistance and support of politicians and NWO thugs, orchestrated the death of thousands of Americans on 9/11, which begat the deaths of tens of thousands of US soldiers as well as millions of civilians on four separate continents all to make Halliburton rich. And, the second, Barry Soetoro? A Kenyan fraud, whose muslim and Chinese masters benefited from his hoax. Still, American's have only benefited from the leadership of President Trump, and of course the NWO doesn't like that. But for anyone to think that the USA should "return" to the UK under the reign of one of the most infamous, fraudulent monarchies in world history, is simply a thought that is beyond the pale
從正確的角度來看,重要的是要讓世界明白,美國并非不受政治和犯罪活動的影響。在20世紀的前半葉和后半葉,美國的政治版圖不僅充斥著“白領”犯罪,而且還充斥著對兩位在任總統(麥金萊和肯尼迪)的暗殺。21世紀一開始沒有更好:新世紀的第一位在任總統在政客和NWO暴徒的協助和支持下,精心策劃的911導致成千上萬的美國人死亡,這導致成千上萬的美國士兵的死亡以及數以百萬計的四大洲平民平民死亡,所有這些都使哈利伯頓公司變得富有……第二個是巴瑞.索埃托羅嗎(奧巴馬原名)?一個肯尼亞的騙子,他的穆斯林和中國主人從他的騙局中獲益。不過,美國人只能從特朗普總統的領導中獲益,NWO(新世界組織)當然不喜歡這樣。任何人認為美國應該“回歸”世界歷史上最臭名昭著、最欺詐的君主制統治下的英國,這簡直是一種白癡透頂的想法。
Eviscerate回復BanjoRed1
Fraudulent is a good word. Usurper is another properly applied. And then there is never.
欺詐是一個好比喻,篡位者更恰當,沒有更貼切的了
Red Fox回復BanjoRed1
欺詐是一個好比喻,篡位者更恰當,沒有更貼切的了
Red Fox回復BanjoRed1
What the f ?
這TM什么鬼?
這TM什么鬼?

Very untrue. Everything is matter of time and luck.
非常不真實,一切都是時間和運氣的問題。
非常不真實,一切都是時間和運氣的問題。




Ask your native Canadians if they think there is no racism, Canada has plenty of ghosts in their closets.
問問你們加拿大本地人,他們是否認為沒有種族主義,加拿大有很多幽靈在他們的衣櫥里(暗指掩耳盜鈴)。
問問你們加拿大本地人,他們是否認為沒有種族主義,加拿大有很多幽靈在他們的衣櫥里(暗指掩耳盜鈴)。
Slavko
In a way the article is very right, but not the British system please.
America is in a mess. Their governing system is outdated.
Americans should understand; they are in 21st century now and not in British system from 18n century.
Their Constitution with their absurd amendments like the Second Amendment need to be modernized to serve the people of 21st and beyond centuries.
Q: Is America that low when their parties could not find leaders which could lead their mighty state?
At present, "American Sheriff", or for a few years senile "Yes Man".
It is Scary!
在某種程度上這篇文章是非常正確的,但請不要用英國的制度。
美國現在一團糟。他們的管理體制已經過時了。
美國人應該明白,他們現在在21世紀,而不是在英國體系內的18世紀。
他們的憲法及其荒謬的修正案,如第二修正案,需要現代化,以服務于21世紀和未來幾個世紀的人民。
Q: 當他們的政黨找不到領導他們強大國家的領導人時,美國就會那么low嗎?
目前,“美國警長”,還是幾個老邁的“應征者”。
太可怕了!
In a way the article is very right, but not the British system please.
America is in a mess. Their governing system is outdated.
Americans should understand; they are in 21st century now and not in British system from 18n century.
Their Constitution with their absurd amendments like the Second Amendment need to be modernized to serve the people of 21st and beyond centuries.
Q: Is America that low when their parties could not find leaders which could lead their mighty state?
At present, "American Sheriff", or for a few years senile "Yes Man".
It is Scary!
在某種程度上這篇文章是非常正確的,但請不要用英國的制度。
美國現在一團糟。他們的管理體制已經過時了。
美國人應該明白,他們現在在21世紀,而不是在英國體系內的18世紀。
他們的憲法及其荒謬的修正案,如第二修正案,需要現代化,以服務于21世紀和未來幾個世紀的人民。
Q: 當他們的政黨找不到領導他們強大國家的領導人時,美國就會那么low嗎?
目前,“美國警長”,還是幾個老邁的“應征者”。
太可怕了!
Winter7Mute
All that can safely be said is that most members of the royal family have difficulty distinguishing between concern about society, concern about the social order and concern about what best to do so they can remain at the top of it.
可以肯定地說的是,大多數王室成員很難看清對社會的關注、對社會秩序的關注和對如何做最好的事情的關注,這樣他們才能保持在社會的頂端。
All that can safely be said is that most members of the royal family have difficulty distinguishing between concern about society, concern about the social order and concern about what best to do so they can remain at the top of it.
可以肯定地說的是,大多數王室成員很難看清對社會的關注、對社會秩序的關注和對如何做最好的事情的關注,這樣他們才能保持在社會的頂端。
Warsong Woodworks
Sorry but we'd rather have muppets and puppets for our President than a reptilian Queen who seems to outlive everyone by consuming poor people's babies.
抱歉,我們寧愿讓布偶和木偶當總統,也不愿讓一個似乎靠吃窮人的嬰兒活得比所有人都長壽的卑劣女王。
EenMaasJustice回復Warsong Woodworks
Sorry but we'd rather have muppets and puppets for our President than a reptilian Queen who seems to outlive everyone by consuming poor people's babies.
抱歉,我們寧愿讓布偶和木偶當總統,也不愿讓一個似乎靠吃窮人的嬰兒活得比所有人都長壽的卑劣女王。
EenMaasJustice回復Warsong Woodworks

No. Warsong is correct.
不,Warsong(層主ID)是對的
不,Warsong(層主ID)是對的
T. Agee Kaye
What's wrong with picking a president in court?
在法庭上選總統有什么錯?
Red Fox回復T. Agee Kaye
What's wrong with picking a president in court?
在法庭上選總統有什么錯?
Red Fox回復T. Agee Kaye
Because it is to be decided in a college.
因為這是在大學里就注定了。
因為這是在大學里就注定了。
Gladys1957
Come back to England! Gosh! What an awful idea! The UK is bankrupt and in utter chaos and turmoil. And that was my perception back in 2013 when I left to go live as an expat retiree in Philippines. Btw I may offend some people when I say this, but I think your queen died in 2016 and the UK government employee lookalikes, because the UK is in such a mess that, whenever one does announce her death, there will be a redoubling of all that chaos and turmoil.
回歸英國?天??!多糟糕的主意!英國破產了,陷入了徹底的混亂和動蕩。這是我在2013年作為一名外籍退休人員去菲律賓生活時的感受。順便說一句,我這樣說可能會冒犯一些人,但我認為你們的女王已經在2016年去世了,英國政府的官員都是一丘之貉,因為英國現在真是一團糟,無論什么時候宣布她的死訊,都會引起更大的混亂和動蕩。
DeeCee235回復Gladys1957
Come back to England! Gosh! What an awful idea! The UK is bankrupt and in utter chaos and turmoil. And that was my perception back in 2013 when I left to go live as an expat retiree in Philippines. Btw I may offend some people when I say this, but I think your queen died in 2016 and the UK government employee lookalikes, because the UK is in such a mess that, whenever one does announce her death, there will be a redoubling of all that chaos and turmoil.
回歸英國?天??!多糟糕的主意!英國破產了,陷入了徹底的混亂和動蕩。這是我在2013年作為一名外籍退休人員去菲律賓生活時的感受。順便說一句,我這樣說可能會冒犯一些人,但我認為你們的女王已經在2016年去世了,英國政府的官員都是一丘之貉,因為英國現在真是一團糟,無論什么時候宣布她的死訊,都會引起更大的混亂和動蕩。
DeeCee235回復Gladys1957


MMOAH
Apologies for using this word, but out of curiosity, the senile in Washington at the very least is a chosen senile amongst bad and worse cases unlike the British fox who doesn't even know the meaning of elections.
很抱歉冒個泡,但出于好奇,華盛頓的老年人至少是在壞的和更壞的情況中被挑選出來的老年人,不像英國佬那樣連選舉的意義都不知道。
Apologies for using this word, but out of curiosity, the senile in Washington at the very least is a chosen senile amongst bad and worse cases unlike the British fox who doesn't even know the meaning of elections.
很抱歉冒個泡,但出于好奇,華盛頓的老年人至少是在壞的和更壞的情況中被挑選出來的老年人,不像英國佬那樣連選舉的意義都不知道。
rowdypest
Who cares what Elizabeth thinks. She is not paid to think.
誰在乎伊麗莎白怎么想,她的工作不是用來思考的。
Who cares what Elizabeth thinks. She is not paid to think.
誰在乎伊麗莎白怎么想,她的工作不是用來思考的。
timleary12
We would be happy to have England as one of our Vassal States.
我們很高興英格蘭成為我們的附屬國之一。
Raphael Amor回復timleary12
We would be happy to have England as one of our Vassal States.
我們很高興英格蘭成為我們的附屬國之一。
Raphael Amor回復timleary12
Well, thats good then, because it already is one of your vassal States, together with the rest of Europe. Congrats!
那很好,因為它已經是你的附屬國之一,和歐洲其他國家一樣。恭喜!
5th Eye回復timleary12
那很好,因為它已經是你的附屬國之一,和歐洲其他國家一樣。恭喜!
5th Eye回復timleary12
That's more "highly likely" than the other way around.
這比另一種方式更有可能。
這比另一種方式更有可能。
Red Fox
You missed a most hilarious bit of commentary on RT in a long time.
你錯過了RT上一個很搞笑的評論。
Eviscerate回復Red Fox
You missed a most hilarious bit of commentary on RT in a long time.
你錯過了RT上一個很搞笑的評論。
Eviscerate回復Red Fox
Oh yes, the famous english wit. haha nuff said.
哦,是的,有名的風趣的英國人。哈哈,說得夠多了。
哦,是的,有名的風趣的英國人。哈哈,說得夠多了。
John Powell
Putin once said the fall of the Soviet unx the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the twentieth century, maybe it's time we say the same about the British Empire
普京曾說蘇聯的解體是20世紀最大的地緣政治災難,也許現在我們也該對大英帝國說同樣的話了
Putin once said the fall of the Soviet unx the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the twentieth century, maybe it's time we say the same about the British Empire
普京曾說蘇聯的解體是20世紀最大的地緣政治災難,也許現在我們也該對大英帝國說同樣的話了
iAldebaran
Take a step backwards and look at the big picture. America needs a leader that will bring back hope, jobs and a safer place to live.
退后一步,看看大局。美國需要一位能讓人們重拾希望、提供就業機會和更安全的生活環境的領導人。
Take a step backwards and look at the big picture. America needs a leader that will bring back hope, jobs and a safer place to live.
退后一步,看看大局。美國需要一位能讓人們重拾希望、提供就業機會和更安全的生活環境的領導人。



stephsway
Hey you all think this article is funny but I don't and i would guess millions of other Americans including myself are hoping and praying that President Trump does see the light and starts to get there is no peaceful solution regarding the far Left in the United States. It's time to kick the table over and fight it out. Call it Mr. President, millions of us will come in defense of this Republic... The Republican Party is a joke, filled with girly boys. After this massive cheat to steal the Presidential election they want to get to the bottom of it so they can make it better next time. There won't be a next time. If the Dems get away with this it's over...
嘿,你們都覺得這篇文章很有趣,但我不覺得,我猜包括我自己在內的數百萬美國人都希望并祈禱特朗普總統看到了光明,開始明白對于美國的極左勢力沒有和平的解決方案。是時候掀桌子了,總統先生,我們數百萬人將捍衛這個共和國……共和黨是個笑話,到處都是娘娘腔的男孩。在這次偷竊總統選舉的巨大騙局之后,他們想要徹底查清真相,以便下次能做得更好。不會再有下一次了。如果民主黨能逍遙法外,那就結束了……
Hey you all think this article is funny but I don't and i would guess millions of other Americans including myself are hoping and praying that President Trump does see the light and starts to get there is no peaceful solution regarding the far Left in the United States. It's time to kick the table over and fight it out. Call it Mr. President, millions of us will come in defense of this Republic... The Republican Party is a joke, filled with girly boys. After this massive cheat to steal the Presidential election they want to get to the bottom of it so they can make it better next time. There won't be a next time. If the Dems get away with this it's over...
嘿,你們都覺得這篇文章很有趣,但我不覺得,我猜包括我自己在內的數百萬美國人都希望并祈禱特朗普總統看到了光明,開始明白對于美國的極左勢力沒有和平的解決方案。是時候掀桌子了,總統先生,我們數百萬人將捍衛這個共和國……共和黨是個笑話,到處都是娘娘腔的男孩。在這次偷竊總統選舉的巨大騙局之后,他們想要徹底查清真相,以便下次能做得更好。不會再有下一次了。如果民主黨能逍遙法外,那就結束了……


truthbetoldnow
How disgusting that this publication thinks the German immigrant could solve anything. She and her family are useless. Always have been. The world doesn't need any more elites that have done ZERO for the community, citizens or any charity on earth.
這篇文章認為德國移民可以解決任何問題,真是令人厭惡。她和她的家人都是一無是處,一直都是。世界不再需要那些為社會、公民或任何慈善機構做過任何貢獻的精英。
CharlieCroker回復truthbetoldnow
How disgusting that this publication thinks the German immigrant could solve anything. She and her family are useless. Always have been. The world doesn't need any more elites that have done ZERO for the community, citizens or any charity on earth.
這篇文章認為德國移民可以解決任何問題,真是令人厭惡。她和她的家人都是一無是處,一直都是。世界不再需要那些為社會、公民或任何慈善機構做過任何貢獻的精英。
CharlieCroker回復truthbetoldnow
She cannot help the family she was born into anymore than you can help the family you were born into.
她不能幫助她出生的家庭,就像你不能幫助你出生的家庭一樣。
她不能幫助她出生的家庭,就像你不能幫助你出生的家庭一樣。



bobmyx
The US invented the Atlantic Ocean in order to keep the UK far away.
為了遠離英國,美國人發明了大西洋。
The US invented the Atlantic Ocean in order to keep the UK far away.
為了遠離英國,美國人發明了大西洋。
iacapa
The UK is 'CRASHING' out of Europe? No it is NOT! The UK is leaving the dictatorial and communist EU.
脫歐后英國正在“崩潰”?不,它不是!英國正在脫離獨裁的和共產主義的歐盟。
The UK is 'CRASHING' out of Europe? No it is NOT! The UK is leaving the dictatorial and communist EU.
脫歐后英國正在“崩潰”?不,它不是!英國正在脫離獨裁的和共產主義的歐盟。
SonnenTanz
More glorification of the most evil person on the planet by leaps and bounds, by a Brit (uneducated, murderous savage) no less.
一個英國人(沒有受過教育,兇殘的野蠻人)對這個地球上最邪惡的人的頌揚更是突飛猛進。
CharlieCroker回復SonnenTanz
More glorification of the most evil person on the planet by leaps and bounds, by a Brit (uneducated, murderous savage) no less.
一個英國人(沒有受過教育,兇殘的野蠻人)對這個地球上最邪惡的人的頌揚更是突飛猛進。
CharlieCroker回復SonnenTanz
What has she done to you, to deserve such hate ?
她對你做了什么,值得這么恨?
SonnenTanz回復CharlieCroker
她對你做了什么,值得這么恨?
SonnenTanz回復CharlieCroker
That barbaric, evil family has murdered a billion people in its history. The current hereditary dictator of the Brit savages, so worshiped by her subjects, is responsible for countless wars and destruction.
What has she done to you, that you worship that evil and barbaric hereditary dictator?
這個野蠻邪惡的家族在其歷史上殺害了10億人。這位英國野蠻人的世襲獨裁者,深受臣民的崇拜,對無數的戰爭和破壞負有責任。
她對你做了什么,你居然崇拜那個邪惡野蠻的世襲獨裁者?
What has she done to you, that you worship that evil and barbaric hereditary dictator?
這個野蠻邪惡的家族在其歷史上殺害了10億人。這位英國野蠻人的世襲獨裁者,深受臣民的崇拜,對無數的戰爭和破壞負有責任。
她對你做了什么,你居然崇拜那個邪惡野蠻的世襲獨裁者?
CharlieCroker
Stupid Article .... US citizen historic heritage originates from many countries ...if US was purely decendents of the UK only there would only be a ~10 million whites at the most by now.
愚蠢的文章……美國公民的歷史傳承起源于很多國家…如果美國的純粹英國后裔,那么現在最多只有1000萬白人。
Stupid Article .... US citizen historic heritage originates from many countries ...if US was purely decendents of the UK only there would only be a ~10 million whites at the most by now.
愚蠢的文章……美國公民的歷史傳承起源于很多國家…如果美國的純粹英國后裔,那么現在最多只有1000萬白人。
Ser Korzz
British Insanity galore.
英國精神錯亂。
British Insanity galore.
英國精神錯亂。
Shaman911
Noth'n like a good old dictatorship
沒有人會喜歡一個古老的獨裁政權
Noth'n like a good old dictatorship
沒有人會喜歡一個古老的獨裁政權
John Cocker
"now’s the time for you to come back home to Britain’" ! I don't think so, why would we want a nation of illiterate, money crazy war-mongers here?
“現在是你回歸英國的時候了”!我不這么認為,我們為什么要讓一個國家充斥著文盲,金錢至上的戰爭販子?
"now’s the time for you to come back home to Britain’" ! I don't think so, why would we want a nation of illiterate, money crazy war-mongers here?
“現在是你回歸英國的時候了”!我不這么認為,我們為什么要讓一個國家充斥著文盲,金錢至上的戰爭販子?
MongoSlade
I'm sure the Brits chose the old bat to be queen
我肯定英國人選了老蝙蝠當女王
I'm sure the Brits chose the old bat to be queen
我肯定英國人選了老蝙蝠當女王
JoeBorel
100% wrong title. Should say go back to israel.
100%錯誤的標題,應該說回到以色列去。
100% wrong title. Should say go back to israel.
100%錯誤的標題,應該說回到以色列去。
pwcx
LOL, come back to Trump Jr(aka Fat Boris). Your just as Pathetic as we are. We learned our corruption from YOU!
哈哈,回歸小特朗普(又名胖鮑里斯)。你和我們一樣可悲,我們的腐敗是從你們那里學來的!
LOL, come back to Trump Jr(aka Fat Boris). Your just as Pathetic as we are. We learned our corruption from YOU!
哈哈,回歸小特朗普(又名胖鮑里斯)。你和我們一樣可悲,我們的腐敗是從你們那里學來的!
Arian1
The last two paragraphs, could not agree more. As for the rest, who wants these obese brainwashed mixed race losers?
最后兩段,完全同意。至于其他人,誰想要這些被洗腦的肥胖混血兒?
The last two paragraphs, could not agree more. As for the rest, who wants these obese brainwashed mixed race losers?
最后兩段,完全同意。至于其他人,誰想要這些被洗腦的肥胖混血兒?
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